Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Today's Lunch
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Today's New Thing
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Oink Oink, We'll Be Pigs!
Wednesday, August 5th

Thursday, August 6th

Exhausted after flying all night here Nick is filling up somewhere in Germany. Following this, we ate our 1st authentic German meal at Burger King.
Friday, August 7th
Dinner with Joe's cousin Nada. Nada was so much fun and became our travel companion for the next several days.
Sunday, August 9th
Monday, August 10th

Tueday, August 11th


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Thursday, August 13th

Friday, August 14th




Joe & Nick loved this car in our hotel's parking garage in Munich
Saturday, August 15

What a great trip! Now, back to reality...
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Victoria's Soxret
Pink Hat haters Beware
Now women can pick up some Sox gear, while bra shopping. My guess is that all those "real fans" who freak out when they see a pink baseball cap, probably won't be too thrilled about the Victoria's Secret branded Red Sox shirts with glitter and hearts. I didn't buy a shirt, but think they're kind of cute. As a woman, it's nice to have the option of buying a t-shirt that was designed with your figure in mind.
Monday, August 17, 2009
When You Hear the Word 'Heiny'
I have to go with the latter; however, the folks at JanSport disagree.
My company is putting together back-to-school supplies for The Home for Little Wanderers, and associates can help by purchasing specific items requested by The Home. My request slip asks that I purchase a green JanSport backpack. I figured a green backpack would be simple enough, but this request is proving more difficult than I thought.
I expected JanSport to offer packs in the ROYGBIV variety, with a couple of "rose" and "turquoise" colors thrown in for good measure. I didn't expect a list that included Blue Paisley Skull and Fiji Orange, but not green. There's not even a hunter green or an emerald. The closest I can find is something called heiny.

heh... heh... you said, Heiny...
Not to make a stink, but isn't heiny a polite word for butt? And if heiny were a color, I'd at least expect it to resemble something that could be a skin tone that wasn't found on Mars.
Should I buy this pack? I think it might be too green, but I'm having trouble locating a more subtle shade of the JanSport variety.
This is one tough case to crack.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Trying Not to Judge a Country by its Bathroom
Meanwhile, we just stopped in Slovenia. The area had a cute little cart that sold baked goods and little bottles of Cockta. (Cockta is a Slovenian soft drink that tastes like Red Bull.) The WCs were in a little building off the side of the main area and a rusty door opened to a hole in the floor. I don't mind squatting over a hole; however, the area surrounding the hole was half an inch thick in caked dirt, urine and other unsavory substances. As I squatted over the hole, I thought that if my shoes slipped and I fell down into the sludge in some cruel twist of fate that no amount of soap would be able to cleanse my skin.
Thankfully, I made it out without incident and wondered if the men's room was as gross as the women's. I didn't even get a chance to ask, because while walking back to the car I heard my father-in-law tell Nick, "I found myself trying to piss faster just so I could get the hell out of there quicker. Holy sh*t."
Unlike Germany, Austria and Croatia, I can't say I enjoyed my "visit" in Slovenia.
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Thursday, August 6, 2009
Fahrvergnugen
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