There's an
ad on Craigslist announcing Bunim-Murray Productions, creators of MTV’s The Real World is casting for the reality show that "brings seven self-proclaimed 'bad girls' together in a beautiful mansion."
Fame and fortune, here I come! Please accept my submission for the Bad Girls Club below:
A brief BIO telling us what makes you a “Bad Girl”
Oh man, where do I start? Well, for starters, I can
par-tay. Nick and I were at a wedding this past weekend, and I burned up the dance floor to "the Twist" "Let's Twist Again" and "I Saw Her Standing There." And despite the fact that my dogs were barking, I even tried to learn the Dougie (in heels!)
Currently I am wearing black socks, even though my pants are navy blue. I've also been known to wear white after Labor Day. (
Shut up, right?!)
I'm a librarian, but my bookshelf is arranged by binding color.
If I fart in a public place, I look around as if searching for someone else to blame.
Despite the fact that it's indisputably the most important meal of the day, occasionally I'll skip breakfast.
Attach several photos
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My humor isn't for the weak at heart |
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I am clearly wearing Bling |
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Not afraid to ruin an otherwise great photo |
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Former saxophone player. The flute was just too "safe" for me. |
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Bad-ass ride. |
In sum, I think I would make an excellent addition to The Bad Girls Club. MTV HMU! (That's Hit Me Up for those of you not up on your street slang.)