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Sunday, December 28, 2008
At the Pats game
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Break Out the Bubbly!
This is a short post, because Nick and I are in Buffalo and getting ready to celebrate Christmas Eve with his parents, sister and brother-in-law and our two nephews. I know my mom and dad are reading my blog while I'm away, so I'd like to say "Merry Christmas! I love you!" to them and the rest of my family in Connecticut. I'm really looking forward to opening presents with my nephews, because it's been a long time since I've been able to see some kids get excited about Santa coming.
I hope everyone has a safe and fun Christmas Eve!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
What's the Punchline?
Joe Smith is hit by a car and arrives in heaven only to find he must choose between 3 possible entrances...
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Monday, December 22, 2008
Passive Agressive Bus Driver
Some people stubbornly refuse to move towards the back of the bus when others are boarding. They press themselves against the seats and try to become as thin as possible in order to avoid moving back to the standing room section on the upper platform. As a result, there's usually a rider pig pile near the driver and people are in front of the yellow line. Some drivers just ignore the over-the-line-yellow line offenders, while others enforce the rule but shouting and shaming people into moving to the back to make room for the others.
This morning our driver was an Enforcer. After the last person had squeezed onto the bus, the standees practically had to inhale in order for the driver to close the front door.
Ding. Dong. Ding. I heard a series of tones overhead. "When boarding the bus, please make room for other passengers and stay behind the yellow line," a cheerful, yet stern automated female admonished. I hadn't heard that one before; a nice alternative to the male automated voice.
No one budged. Ding. Dong. Ding. We heard the same message again and still no one moved. Ding. Dong. Ding... The driver sounded the polite (and now incredibly annoying) message about 5 times before people finally got the hint and moved to the back of the bus. Give me a shouting angry bus driver any day; a loud threat "not to move this bus until you are behind the line!" is much more effective. There's no room for niceties on the bus.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Ghost Town
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Lunch Grade School Style
Let's hope my New Year's Resolution lasts until January 1!
My culinary masterpiece: PB&J, apple, & brownie.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Cologne Fit for a King... Here King! Here boy!
Think globally, but drink locally.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Looking Back on 2008: My Version of the Holiday Letter
- Taught my mom how to text. Her first attempts read like the original Beowulf manuscript (thanks to T9); however, now she's a pro.
- Tried durian.
- Joined Netflix, which admittedly isn't much of a milestone; however, that did force me to learn how to use the Playstation 3 (which I never touch, unless it's to dust) to watch a blu ray disc.
- Used the expression "oh, snap!" correctly.
- Getting flashed by a pedestrian on West Broadway.
- Flashing a pedestrian on Arch St.
- Thankfully, never once going to the Natick Collection
What a great year!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Tagged by the Clothing Protection Foundation
When I turned to my right to perform the tag-ectomy, I noticed that my dry cleaning tag was also still firmly stapled to my back belt loop. So, I cut off the tag on my sweater and stood up to get a better grasp on my dry cleaning tag. Having now successfully removed a tag from both my sweater and my pants, I noticed my fly was down.
I should just rip the seat of my pants open now and get it over with.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Harlequin Romance on School St.
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Soxy New Look
I love these guys.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
This Month's Featured Reader: Jen!
Here's George, Jen's cute cat that once escaped her apartment, but came thankfully came home!
Jen and I worked together for two years and ate lunch together almost every day. We were in a lunchtime knitting group and Jen never once laughed at my sad blue "scarf" (aka fabric strip) even though she had long graduated to sweaters. Jen has a quiet & admirable determination that sets her apart from most people; she's a loyal friend, the best coworker, and the best dancer I know. Seriously. She can shake it like a Polaroid picture. Here's Jen in her own words! (My questions are in bold.)
1) By day I am the female version of Chandler Bing (nobody knows what I do) …by night I either go to school, do homework and occasionally sleep.
2) I can’t live without food and water...I know, its crazy, but I would literally DIE without them!
3) Best meal I’ve ever had was in a small restaurant in France. Can't remember the name, but it was delicious! It might have had a lot to do with the fact that I hadn't eaten anything normal while in Europe, except Nutella and bread, so anything was delicious at that point. I even took a picture of my meal….
Worst meal I’ve ever had was a batch of macaroni n' cheese I made once. Yes, I completely screwed up Kraft Mac N' Cheese and in the process almost poisoned myself!
4) 3 Quirky Facts about Yourself
1. I was born in the Blizzard of '78
2. I hate coconut
3. If there is music, I will dance...even in the elevator
5) Haiku describing what you did yesterday
stressed a lot at work
ate food, drank wine with friends
crawled into bed...snooze
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
My City is Crappier than Yours!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Santa Claws
Our Awesome Balsam
We put the tree up as soon as we got home, put on the lights, but then decided to let the branches settle a bit before putting on the decorations.
While watching VT humiliate BC, the tree started to sway violently back and forth. Then, as quickly the movements started, they stopped. I peered into the tree and saw two yellow eyes staring at me through the branches.
At least it wasn't a squirrel
Initially, I thought this was pretty cute; however, I'm now over it. Dwayne's covered in sap and every time he climbs the tree about 1,000 needles fall off. Any ideas on how to keep a cat out of a Christmas tree?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Free Downtown Crossing Wine Crawl
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From ensuring clean, safe streets to promoting area events, the Downtown Crossing Partnership’s collaborative efforts are an urban success story.
Photo taken from inside the stall. You can see the stainless steel sinks through the door.
Also, I have to admit that on my way out of the bathroom, I couldn't help but wave enthusiastically at a closed stall door. Hopefully, I didn't give the girl too much of a fright!
The crawl was a fun time with friends and much better than my last documented Downtown Crossing experience.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Femail Problems
Monday, December 1, 2008
Advent Calendar Picture Interpretation
What is this?
Then, I realized that it was a toy top adjacent to a small beach ball. Nick, however, thinks it's a Christmas ornament. I could be swayed either way, I think. What do YOU think?
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Thank You to RedsArmy.com!
I added a link list to my sidebar (under the Firstgiving.com widget), asking readers to check out the sites that support Team Eye and Ear. Thanks again, Redsarmy!
Friday, November 28, 2008
The Holiday Spirit Touches Some, and Misses Others
"Don't excuse me, you b*tch," she yelled. "F*ck you!" Her sentiments were punctuated with an equally eloquent gesture.
Tis the season!
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008
That Thing Looks Like it was Made Out of Green Pipe Cleaners!
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Fore Crying Out Loud
You can even squeeze a friend under here too... which leads me to sing...
"Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say Please Share my Umbrella" All together now! (That's got to be the best rainy day song to sing while waiting for the bus.)
Monday, November 24, 2008
We're Not in Kansas Anymore
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Friday, November 21, 2008
Wheel of Fortune
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Goofus & Gallant Meet a Fox
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Did You See that Catch Coco Made?!
Got to Twitter!
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Maybe Jobu Can Take the Fear from a Football too
Just chilling, watching the game...
After Trent Edwards' 2nd interception in 3 passes, I sent Nick a text.8:51 PM "Uh Oh"
Then I sent him another one after Leodis McKelvin scored after running the ball 98 yards on a kickoff return. I wanted to make sure that he either a) hadn't fallen asleep, or b) gotten frustrated and turned off the game.
11:01 PM "Are u awake?"
11:02 PM "Yeah, what's up? Bills aren't looking so good."
11:03 PM "What r u talking about? That was a great return!"
11:06 PM "I missed it! Watching Rambo."
11:06 PM "What the freak?!" (Nick's dad, Joe, says that a lot.)
In the end, former game-winning hero, Rian Lindell blew a 47 yard field goal and the Bill's lost 27-29.
11:53 PM "Ugh. I'm so sad."
11:55 PM "Do you see now why my favorite player in the punter!"
I can actually see that now, because with the exception of Marshawn Lynch, Moorman had the best game performance. But like I mentioned earlier, if your punter is the best player, than you better start breaking out the lucky charms and offer Jobu a cigar.
Monday, November 17, 2008
A Knotworthy Flyer
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Saturday, November 15, 2008
"Take a cha-cha-cha-chance"
Looks like he's ready to celebrate already!
I was going to list 30 reasons why I love you, but that might be a little too mushy for the blog. I do love you, and I hope you have a wonderful day! (Your age is finally starting to catch up to all your grey hairs, ha ha.)
Friday, November 14, 2008
Seeing & Hearing Firsthand Where Our Money Goes
All of these success stories were made possible in part by generous donations to Mass Eye and Ear, and they were great motivation for me to increase my fundraising efforts for 2009! As Bostonians, we're so fortunate to have a world class medical facility like MEEI; please consider making a donation to my Boston Marathon Fundraising Team (Team Eye & Ear) by clicking on the widget to the right, or by clicking here.
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Thanks!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Secret to Turning this Economy Around
Confidence!
Comeback!
Kill Your Television
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Overheard in PO Square
Saturday, November 8, 2008
A Nice Change of Pace
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Friday, November 7, 2008
Calling All Winos!
Please let me know if you have any questions at all. I really appreciate your help on this!! You guys are helping me get through school :)
http://www.zoomerang.com/Survey/?p=WEB228G3KMJN3J
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Scents and the City
I've written before how Abercrombie & Fitch reeks like cheap cologne. Harry prides himself on his refined and heightened sense of smell, but if the entire store smells like a Guido on the prowl at an 18+ dance club, then I don't think that qualifies as superior scenting. And certainly not sensual.
The article also touches on how Boston, in general, just doesn't smell all that great. Being a city, that's expected; however, this also reminded me of a spot I pass on Tuesday and Thursday mornings on my way to the gym. I walk by the corner of Arch & Franklin half-asleep around 6:15, and am jolted awake by the stench of urine. I can't imagine what Finagle a Bagel did to provoke such wrath, but that is one pissed off customer.
This Month's Featured Reader: Vince!
Vince was married a few weeks ago, & this photo is from his honeymoon in Santiago, Chile! Ole!
Vince and I both graduated Boston College in 2001; however, we didn't become friends until Nick and I started dating. (Vince and Nick were roommates after college.) Vince is a great guy for many reasons; one being that he shares a love of puns and corny jokes with me. Vince is a great cook and is fun to go out to dinner with, because his knowledge of cuisine is impressive. I admire Vince because he does everything with purpose and meaning; he's one of the most thoughtful people I know. Here is Vince in his own words! (My questions are in bold.)
1) By day I am an Compensation Analyst, by night I am an amateur chef!
2) I can't live without my iPod and cheap Mexican take out.
3) Best meal I've ever had is the epic tasting menu at Salts restaurant in Cambridge. That meal involved 1 Amuse Bouche (white gazpacho), 2 Appetizers (heirloom tomato salad and seared monkfish), 1 Palate Cleanser (grapefruit sorbet), 2 Entrees (chicken ballotine and a duo of pork confit and pork filet) and 3 Desserts (churros with a peach dipping sauce, a chocolate truffled dessert, and a nasturtion sorbet). It was absolute heaven and nothing has compared to that experience yet!
Worst meal I've ever had is in college, when my attempts to create a succulent piece of steak resulted in a dorm full of smoke and steak so burnt and so hard that you could've used it to hammer nails in.
4) Quirky Fact 1: I can stuff my fist in my mouth
Quirky Fact 2: I have no middle name
Quirky Fact 3: Despite my Chinese background, I don't like ginger.
5) Write a haiku that describes what you did yesterday:
Ate at Dumpling House
Had Pork Buns and Sauteed Eel
Nauseous all night long
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Less than 12 Hours Later, Change is Already Here
Today, as I breathlessly boarded the bus, while fumbling for my pass, the driver smiled brightly and said, "Good morning!" Completely caught off guard by her greeting, I said, "uh, hell0..?"
"Thank you!" she said smiling again, when I pressed my card to the reader and found a seat. Last night, most of the nation collectively sighed in relief and is ready for change. Based on my experience this morning, people are happier already!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
Weekend Wrap Up
I may wear this to the BC/ND game on Sat night. This is the warmest suit ever.
Saturday morning, my mom and I drove to Bethlehem, CT to attend a baby shower. Bethlehem's post office is particularly busy around the holidays; a lot of Connecticut residents like to send their Christmas cards from there so they'll be postmarked from Bethlehem. I doubted whether someone would notice that, but my dad said that the few times he sent his cards from there, that his clients would tell him how they thought it was a nice touch.
Sunday morning, after I got home, Nick and I went to Costco to stock up on chicken breasts and paper towels (and unexpectedly, chicken meatballs after receiving a free sample.) Sunday around 11 am is probably the worst time to go to Costco, because the sample booths are in full swing. The popcorn chicken sample table was particularly swamped, and I felt bad for the older woman in charge of cooking the chicken and placing a few pieces in the small paper cups. As soon as the chicken hit the cup, greedy hands would grab as many samples as they could. I was frightened for the sample lady, but she seemed unphased.
This was not a good weekend for football, as BC, Buffalo and New England all lost. This weekend the Pats (my team) and the Bills (Nick's team) will go head-to-head; we only have one television, so that should be interesting. I'll hate to see Nick so upset after the Pats kick butt! (Hopefully.)
Friday, October 31, 2008
Oh, sheet
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Costumes of Halloween Past
In 9th grade, we hosted an exchange student from St. Petersburg, Russia who happened to arrive on October 30th. At that point, I was only in my 3rd year studying Russian, and my language skills were limited to introducing myself and explaining how my fictional Russian friend, Tatiana, and I purchased sweaters and books on our recent trip to GUM. Our exchange student, Ekaterina, had never trick or treated before and I did my best to explain the process to her as I handed her a mask and an empty pillow case. What I explained to her in Russian (her English was no better than my Russian) probably translated back into English as, "We get candy. We are walking to many houses and say please give me some candy and then say thank-you."
My junior year at Boston College, I wore a full suit Winnie-the-Pooh costume that I bought at the Disney Store. I purchased it then reasoning that it would come in handy when I had to walk my own children around the neighborhood on Halloween in the freezing cold. My roommates and I went to an off-campus party that year, and after several beers and jello shots in a packed house, I realized the Pooh costume was like wearing a fuzzy sauna. I passed out in the middle of the party to enthusiastic shouts of "Pooh's down!" (or so I'm told.)
I am driving to CT today in order to attend a baby shower early tomorrow afternoon with my mom, but hopefully I'll be back in time to help pass out some candy. My Pooh costume is in CT, and I'll break it out for the first time since college to answer the door, but will be extra careful to stay hydrated this time.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Looking for a Boston Marathon number?
If anyone is thinking about running and has any questions about the training or fundraising experience, please feel free to send me an email or leave me a comment.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Year old cake better than expected!
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Monday, October 27, 2008
I'll have a tall skinny Amoxicillin, no whip
Behold, the Vivanno
The smoothie had a unique taste to it; it definitely didn't taste like oranges, mangoes and/or bananas, but it was sweet and I became slightly nostalgic drinking it. About halfway through the drink, I realized what it tasted exactly like: amoxicillin! Amoxicillin is the pink bubblegum flavored medicine I used to take for ear infections, and it was delicious (for a medicine.) I'm not sure if drinking Vivannos will cure a bacterial infection, but they sure taste like they will.
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Blogging in the Dark
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Publix Enemy No. 1?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Speed 3- Runaway 7
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*someone pointed out to me that I had been using "break" instead of "brake." So this post has been edited to use the correct spelling.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
They've Got a lot of Balls
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The New Courtesy Counts Campaign Missed Some Key Points...
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
BAA Half Marathon- A Great Race!
Image from www.baa.org
Running through the Franklin Park Zoo was pretty awesome. I kept hoping to see some animals, but none were out and about. There was a fake crocodile (alligator?) that initially got some runners excited though. Compared to Boston's Run to Remember, this course was much hillier. To me this is a plus, because you're forced to concentrate on your strides and it's harder to lose focus. There were water stations every mile or so, and a GU station right before mile 8, I think. The race was extremely well run (no pun intended) and the t-shirt was long-sleeved; I'm definitely going to sign up again next year.
Nick and I finished at the exact same time (2:08:01), which was an improvement for both of us from the half marathon we ran in May. I improved by 56 seconds and Nick improved by 9:32! Amazing! We were both humbled; however, by our friend Brad who kicked butt by finishing in 1:56:53 (who also improved from May by 4:47!) Great job! I'll post some photos as soon as they're made available on Marathonfoto.
A Tight Squeeze
The lady stops and says, "So I went to Citysports to buy some running clothes."
"That's great! What did you buy?" the woman next to me said.
"Well, nothing yet..." She paused and asked, "I was wondering... How tight should the clothing be?"
"Uh, you know, just go with whatever feels good."
"Well," she continued, "I wasn't sure what size to get. I was going back and forth between a medium and..." (Now at this point I was certain the other choice had to be large) "or a small."
"Definitely medium," the woman next to me said; a little too quickly for the other lady's preference. Secretly I was delighted at the turn the conversation took and eagerly awaited the response.
The woman's lips drew to form a very thin line and she hummed a bit, before saying, "You know, I think I'll ask my trainer. You know, someone more qualified." She walked away and I looked at the lady next to me and we burst out laughing.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
BAA Half Marathon
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Friday, October 10, 2008
Connecticut Pride
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Which of these Statements is False?
1. On a dare, I once tried to drink a gallon of milk in 1 hour.
2. I made up a dance routine to Weird Al's "Fat."
3. Other girls play house or school. I used to make my friend play "Immigrant," which consisted of me talking in an Italian accent and her in a Polish one. We were just trying to make it in a new land.
4. I won a limbo contest at a middle school dance.
5. In elementary school, my friend, our younger brothers and I made up a musical about a mentally handicapped girl that wanted to show her classmates that it was OK to be different. It was on roller skates.
6. I had a guinea pig named Frabrizio for 2 weeks- until my mom returned him to the pet store while I was at school one day. I also had a hamster named Otto that my mom gave to a man collecting items for a tag sale when I was away for a weekend.
The Love that Blinds
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008
A Breathalyzer Test for Your Email
This is great, but a true test of Google's brillance would be if they could somehow check your hormornal balance (or lack thereof) prior to sending email.
Alexander McCall Smith's Online Serial!
I had the pleasure of meeting Alexander McCall Smith this past April. He's the author of the popular No. 1 Ladies Dectective Agency books, as well as several other wonderful series.
In a sea of street parking, beware the overtow!
P.S. Getting up to go to the gym this morning was particularly painful after another late, but awesome game. Go Sox!
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Monday, October 6, 2008
One Woman's Tasty Sandwich, Is Another Man's Brussels Sprouts
Is that weird? I don't think so... Someday, when I have my own sandwich shop, Alicia's Tasty Sandwiches, this will definitely be on the menu. The only ingredient I would add is black olives, which aren't an option where I bought my lunch.
My Good Deed Won't Go Unnoticed, because I'll Make Sure to Point it Out to You
She shattered the train's dead silence by announcing, "I'm getting off at the next stop!" Then she got up from her seat and valiantly gestured that the man should sit down. "You should sit here," she commanded.
"No thank you, I'm getting off at the next station too," he politely responded, although he was clearly not enjoying the attention as the rest of us were watching the scene unfold.
"You really should sit! I'll give you my seat!" And then the woman added (in case the man hadn't already realized), "Your foot is in a cast!" At this pronouncement, other passengers began shifting in their seat and craning their necks to catch a glimpse of the man's foot.
Mercifully, the trip to Downtown Crossing from South Station is quick. I would have forgiven the older man for whacking her with the cane on the way out; however, he left as quietly as he came, and the woman disappeared into the crowd; probably to find someone else in need to make herself feel better.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Until We Meet Again...
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Remarkable Show of Self Restraint
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
777 is the New 666
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
This Month's Featured Reader: Lauren!
Lauren is 2nd from left. This is a photo of her paddleboat team.
I've known Lauren since 6th grade, but we didn't truly bond until an 8th grade yearbook meeting where we wrote a profile of our history teacher. (We bonded even more after the yearbook was published and we realized that the stupid yearbook advisor totally revamped our awesome article!) Anyway, Lauren is definitely one of the funniest people I know, and among many things, I admire her ability to consume large amounts of food in 1 sitting, her fashion sense and her strong, positive outlook in life! Now, here's Lauren in her own words... (My questions are in bold.)
1. By day, I... am a speech-language pathologist. And by night, I... pole-dance (ed. note: for exercise, not for money) and paddle (dragon boat.)
2. I can’t live without… my boyfriend's digital cable, soy lattes (iced or hot, depending on the weather) and chapstick/lipgloss, in no particular order.
3. Best/Worst meal I’ve eaten
Best meal: this clam shack near the outlets in Kittery, Maine - they have the best lobster roll, comes with a pickle and coleslaw, and I order a side of wild rice. Service comes with a smile - each time I've gone, there's the same cute little old lady working one of the registers. Her name is Lillian, she sits on a stool by her register inside the ordering window, and apparently she's been working there since the 80s. She has a dish named after her, and she genuinely looks pleased as punch to take your order.
Worst meal: It was the first Christmas my family celebrated without my grandmother, so my aunt and her partner invited us over for the day. They do not partake in meat or alcohol, and neither one of those things was permitted to even enter their house! (We did fill up on a meaty breakfast beforehand.) The food was terrible - a lot of frozen Trader Joe's foods that either weren't fully cooked, or were over cooked and dry. My brother, sister, and I were banished to the 'kids' room' for dinner, despite the fact that the youngest of us was my sister, who at the time was 18. (My aunt's partner claimed she got a headache when we laughed. So sue us for having some Christmas cheer!). To add insult to injury, my gift from the hostesses was a Celine Dion greatest hits CD.
4. 3 Random/Quirky Facts I used to aspire to be a marine biologist as a child, so I went on a ton of whale watches, and even attended some whale lectures (thanks Mom for humoring me and taking me along, despite some nasty sea-sickness!).
What I've retained: the blue whale is thought to be the largest animal to ever live, measuring up to 100+ feet long. Its' heart weighs as much as a small car, its tongue can weight up to 4 tons and could hold about 50 people, and its blowhole can shoot water up to 30 feet in the air.
5. Haiku that describes something you did yesterday
Half a year ago
Roommate made some granola
Now moths swarm pantry
Yeah for Librarians!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Sampling at Stop & Shop
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Pumpkin Up the Jam
Boring, uninspired desk...
So, after careful consideration, I decided to add some seasonal cheer...
Things are rockin' now!